Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
― Roseanne Barr  (via disappolnted)

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sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee)

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you